This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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