Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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