just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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