TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up