Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

READY

(1-210): View more from Texas

for what?

(210): View more from Texas

TO HAVE SEXXXX

(1-210): View more from Texas

i think you have the wrong number

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.

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(240): View more from Maryland

We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer

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(256): View more from Alabama

I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.

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(916): View more from California

she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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(205): View more from Alabama

remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?

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(407): View more from Florida

I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up

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