please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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