i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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