She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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