you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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