I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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