Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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