Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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