i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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