yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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