I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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