fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He's a Shit stain on my heart
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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