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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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