ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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