So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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