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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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