Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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