do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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