We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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