from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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