I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
