I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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