and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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