butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize