i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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