So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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