I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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