I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I can't turn off my feet"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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