If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it's like iHOP with fire
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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