What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
this boner is exhausting
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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