A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Operation Purity has been aborted
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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