so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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