Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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