that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
operation have a gay friend backfired
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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