I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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