He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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