Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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