Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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