Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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