he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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