does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
i think i just lost a toe
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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