I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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