My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I need to calm my uterus...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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