Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
