Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I want to fling myself into the sun
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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