im gay
i know
yea but for you.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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