"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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