What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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