i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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