Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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