Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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