i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
ttyl tear gas
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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